March 2012
Oh, Oscar...
thismightgetpersonal:
“Good heavens! How marriage ruins a man! It’s as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”
Well said, Dumby. Well said.
Again, a quote taken from “Lady Windermere’s Fan” by Oscar Wilde. I cannot help but gush over such thoroughly entertaining literature. What ability this man has to impart such perfect, varied wit and character to each and every scene, such...
February 2012
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
6 Types of Love
Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional highs...
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manchesterorgasm:
if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...”
– Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin (via danielberliner)
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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Hey guys, sure, our generation has the worst music
And the worst fashion
And the worst ideas
But hey
Our jokes are pretty good
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When I go to college, I’m going to be all like, “Hi, I’d like to order some literature, with a side order of psychology, and theatre and music for dessert.”
Me: I think its time to go to sleep
Imagination: Did you see that scary shadow in the corner of your room
Mind: Lets remember all the bad things in your life, lol remember when..
Internet: You still have loads of pointless browsing to do!
Bladder: Hey i need a pee
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skwisgaarskwigelf:
guys with raspy voices are so fucking hot
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